dudewheresmytardis: there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Gone. The saddest word in the language. In any language.– Mark Slouka
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama
tacobellsprout: if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done