March 2012
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
“Gone. The saddest word in the language. In any language.”
– Mark Slouka
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
tacobellsprout:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done